Endlessblackocean

~Alfred's P.O.V~ Dear Diary, There's this girl that I like, and well, she has enormous boobs! Even bigger than that Russian dude's big sister!! If only I can touch the squishness.. I mean dude!! Her boobs are soo big, I bet you can use them as a pillow! And never know that it's a pillow! (Even though it's much softer than the softest pillow ever).. =w= All of this talk makes me sleepy... Anyway, the heroic hero has to go!! And do stupid homework!!! YAY!                                                                      Sincerely,                                                                  The Heroic Hero,                        

 The raindrops splashed lightly onto the car as it drove across the poorly paved road. The only noises heard were the continuous hum of the car engine and the rain falling onto the windshield. The driver of the car sat relaxed in his seat as the vehicle slowly made its way down the stretch of road, a small smile plastered onto his face. The passenger, however, sat rather uncomfortably in his seat, his head turned to look out the side window. He watched the cattle ranches on the side of the road as they passed by them, how the cattle would surround the calves and protect them from the rain. Then he saw the large bales of hay scattered across t

2p England x Chubby! Reader. You sighed knocking your head on the wall gently, Oliver has called you to his bakery to try out his "new" cupcake, But in truth it was one of his everyday cupcakes he just wanted you to eat it. Yes they tasted like you bit into a heavenly cupcake MADE from God. You would love to eat his cupcake's every day or every chance you got. But the problem the only problem Is that your over weight and didn't want to gain anymore, And you NEVER said no to the crazy baker. Well for a couple reasons anyway. Well one you would never EVER hurt his feelings, second of all. You loved him. You LOVED this man all covered in pink a

You tossed and turned on your bed, feeling as though your whole room was a toaster oven. You slowly sat up, looking out the window. You sighed. It was raining hard outside. Naturally you'd love the rain, and you'd love to go out there and jump in each puddle, but you were terribly sick and Liechtenstein didn't let you out of her house because of this. You closed the curtain, not wanting to look outside at the gloomy sky. You laid back down on you back, feeling as though you would pass out if you didn't. *** "Big broder?" Liechtenstein called to her beloved older brother, Switzerland. He turned to her. "Yes? What is it?" She held up a sma